By Dinesh D'Souza*
January 2008 – Richard Dawkins has a bright idea: Atheists are the new gays. Is he joking? Not at all. The bestselling author of The God Delusion has been suggesting for two years now that atheists can follow the example of gays.
You see, gays have found a good name. Gays used to be called homosexual, but then they decided to pick a positive-sounding name like “gay.” Suddenly the meaning of the term “gay” was entirely appropriated by homosexuals. Dawkins cited this example in advocating that atheists call themselves “brights.” After all, atheist is a somewhat negative term because it defines itself by what it is opposed to. “Bright” sounds so much happier and, more important, smarter. “Bright” kind of reflects the high opinion that atheists have of their own intellectual abilities. Even the stupidest village atheist gets to pat himself on the back and place himself in the tradition of science and philosophy by calling himself a “bright.”
Dawkins has also suggested that atheists, like gays, should come out of the closet. Well, what if they don’t want to? I don’t know if Dawkins would support “outing” atheists. Can an atheist “rights” group be far behind? Hate crimes laws to protect atheists? Affirmative action for unbelievers? An Atheist Annual Parade, complete with dancers and floats? Atheist History Month?
Honestly, I think the whole atheist-gay analogy is quite absurd. How bright is it for Dawkins to urge atheists to come out of the closet in the style of the all-American boy standing up on the dining table of his public high school and confessing that he is a homosexual? Dawkins, being British, doesn’t seem to recognize that this would not win many popularity contests in America. And if Dawkins’ public relations skills seem lacking in this area, they are positively abysmal when they come to building support for science. Remember that Dawkins is professor of the public understanding of science. He has a chair funded by a Microsoft multimillionaire. If I were that guy, I’d withdraw the support, not because I disagree with Dawkins, but because I think he is setting back the cause of science. Basically Dawkins is saying if you are religious, then science is your enemy. Either you choose God or you choose science. No wonder that so many Americans say they are opposed to evolution. They believe that evolution is atheism masquerading as science, and Dawkins confirms their suspicions. Indeed Dawkins takes the same position as the most ignorant fundamentalist: you can have Darwin or you can have the Bible but you can’t have both.
Dawkins is in some ways a terrible representative for atheism, which I’m glad about because a bad cause deserves a bad leader. He is also a terrible advocate for science, which I’m sad about because science deserves all the support it can get. 
*Dinesh D’Souza is the author of What’s So Great About America, Letters to a Young Conservative, The Enemy at Home and other books. His articles have appeared in virtually every major magazine and newspaper, including the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, National Review and The Atlantic Monthly.
